Kung Fu Panda dialogues

January 25th, 2009 by

Dialogues from Kung Fu Panda

  • There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness
  • There are no accidents
  • Skadoosh!
  • I’ve only seen paintings of that painting!
  • I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!
  • Legs of Lightning!
  • I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda!
  • When you focus on Kung Fu… when you concentrate… you stink.
  • Po, you’re alive?… Or we’re both dead.
  • Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones!
  • One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
  • Actually, when I was young and crazy, I dreamed of running away and learning how to make tofu.
  • I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet, heh heh.
  • Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
  • There is no such thing as bad news….that is bad news!

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4 Responses to “Kung Fu Panda dialogues”

  1. on 27 Jan 2009 at 6:26 pm1 MeghaNo Gravatar

    hahahaha….. “Po, you’re alive?… Or we’re both dead.”

  2. on 31 Jan 2009 at 10:06 pm2 AtulNo Gravatar

    “Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

    Love this one … 😀

  3. on 04 Feb 2009 at 1:04 am3 SoniaNo Gravatar

    Trust your master!!!

  4. on 11 Dec 2009 at 2:29 pm4 Subsmals

    …please where can I buy a unicorn?

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