Me talks Bull Sh!t

May 31st, 2008 by

Ever wondered why people say ‘Bull Sh!t’?

It could be anyone’s shit, cows, elephants, birds, dogs, snakes, etc. but why are only bulls cornered? Bulls are nice people and are pretty useful to the human race:

  1. They are effective farm aides.
  2. Their potty makes a good fertilizer.
  3. They are good for the economy and can ‘boom’ the stock markets. They rumble bears and everyone on Dalal Street prays to a bull. (Some superstitious people even objected to the golden bull statue outside the stock exchange)
  4. They look nice in a village setting. Add in a gaon ki chori and chora, she wearing a ghaghra-choli and carrying a matka, he dorning a dhoti-kurta, and give them a song…how @#$%&* sweet!
  5. They balance the ‘chi’ of the bovine clan..if you know what I mean.

Then why, oh why, do we ostracise bulls? And after all that, people expect you not to give them Bull Sh!t?

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5 Responses to “Me talks Bull Sh!t”

  1. on 11 Dec 2008 at 2:04 am1 Ashok KarkeraNo Gravatar

    hmm actually …
    I guess we need to consider that too…. Why do we say “Holy Cow” ? why not “holy ashok” or something like that ?

    we’ve already sexual-ized other animals from the poor hen’s hubby to the cats baby !! 🙂

    so why not … lets leave this girl … tis safer that way !

  2. on 11 Dec 2008 at 2:11 am2 ShibaniNo Gravatar

    yeah..no more arguments..you’ve said it all :p

    jai ho, ashokanand ji ki :p

  3. on 11 Dec 2008 at 2:19 am3 tarunNo Gravatar

    Go get a Job U have a lot of time for BULL SHIT

  4. on 11 Dec 2008 at 2:22 am4 ShibaniNo Gravatar

    :((

  5. on 17 Feb 2011 at 12:15 pm5 chrisNo Gravatar

    “bull shit” in a humorous way…shibu i like it! 🙂 n btw ur pic is damn cooooooollll…..::D

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