Kung Fu Panda dialogues

Dialogues from Kung Fu Panda

• There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness
• There are no accidents
• Skadoosh!
• I’ve only seen paintings of that painting!
• I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!
• Legs of Lightning!
• I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda!
• When you focus on Kung Fu… when you concentrate… you stink.
• Po, you’re alive?… Or we’re both dead.
• Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones!
• One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
• Actually, when I was young and crazy, I dreamed of running away and learning how to make tofu.
• I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet, heh heh.
• Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be. There is a saying. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
• There is no such thing as bad news….that is bad news!